He, She & the Baby
Month, as it looks like!
Day 1
He: Honey, I will be late from office today. Our office guys have arranged for an after-hours party at this cool, new bar
She: okay! I will watch the baby
Day 3
He: Sweetheart, I will be late from office today. Our CEO is in town, have dinner with him
She: okay!
Day 5
He: Baby, I will be late from office today oh! Did I forgot to tell you about the free IPL tickets we got?
She: Well?
Day 7
He: Honey! Sorry, wont be coming home this weekend, Office outing over the Weekend, booze, music, dance & all you know! 2 days of bachelorhood!
She: okay! I will watch the baby & the dog & do the laundry, the groceries, the cleaning etc! (as if I have any other option!)
Day 12
He: world cup opening day... yay!
She: hmmm!
Day 18, 22, 27,
He: My chaddi buddy’s b’day, x box tournament, need to unwind!
She: “....” (Diff. Words, same feeling)
Day 30:
SHE: pl watch the baby this evening, have got to attend a very imp. Conference
He: Can’t we call your sister?
She: For an evening?
He: Mother?
She: What?
He: Can we keep the baby at his day care for extended hours?
She: Its a “Day” care! This conference will end by 9pm
He: Hmmmmmmmmmm...... OK! Will watch the baby!
Later that night:
She: thanks for watching the baby. I had productive time at conference today
He: See, I LET you go out to have your time out!
She: (need a knife to stab myself)
Baby: Maa.....
